So I give this to you, people of Earth: Fraction's Am I Too Old To Be At The Rock Show? Formula of Mathematical Certainty:

2x+(x/5) = Too Old For The Rock Show

Where x = Age at which virginity was lost.

For those of you still young enough to rock, I say ROCK to thee and I shall see you at the Rock Show. And for you too Old for the Rock, I hear MAD ABOUT YOU is about to start.

Matt Fraction, Man of Action, ainda tem idade para ir a um show de rock. E conta como foi.

Eu queria que as resenhas de shows que parecem obrigatórias nos zines de música fossem assim.